This page will track swim records of
two equally skilled paddlers for the 2008 season.
Its purpose is to provide for amusement and education.
Vegas over / under line is 11 swims for 2008.
At season's end, the "athlete" with the most swims shall drink a
"Corona" beer, lime optional, from the other's cold, wet, smelly booty.
A tie shall result in both drinking from nasty booties.
Profile: Mark
Profile: Kenny (not the cool)
Fourth year paddler.
Six year paddler.
Favorite swimming hole: Olympic course of the Ocoee.
Favorite swimming
hole: Rock Island, TN. Back yard of Eric Jackson.
Swam the Ocoee, Telico, Dryway, Fife, North Branch,
Took.
Swam Rock Island, Dryway, Fife,
Took.
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Mark
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NTCK
(Not The Cool Kenny)
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Notes
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2008 Season
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04/05/2008
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North Branch Piscat
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Swim: Cold day to swim. 35
F air and
water, class 1.75 swim.
Injury: Shoulder injury to 37.23 %. Mark might miss
the TN -
2008 trip.
Cause: Chuck Brown's lack of river etiquette.
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04/20/2008
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Took |
Swim: Nice day to swim.
Sunny, 75 F, water
temperature in the low 50's. Class 2 swim.
Injury: Had minimum pride to injure to start. Minor
scraps
from falls walking on rocks.
Cause: Swim was attributed to lack of skills.
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06/17/2008
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Ocoee (past
broken nose)
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Swim: Nice dat
to swim. Sunny, 90, 70's water went. Class 3 swim.
Injury: None reported.
Cause: "Paddle jammed in a rock" after two roll attempts.
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Total Swim
Tally
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2
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1
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